nethenclawpuff:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

That is woooooow. At first you’re like huh?! But then you start to gape as you see it starting to come together and wow.

lampsarepeopletoo:

this is the greatest picture ive ever seen

homestuckprom:

Hopefully you guys’ outfits are going swimmingly as well.

Mind you, I still have no idea how to apply this makeup, nor do I have actual clothing or a finished mask or horns. Ahahaha. I am a slob. 

I hope that my inadequacy inspires you to do better. You can’t afford to be a scrub like me, kids. 

Well considering that i’m making my entire Mayor costume (minus the dress) out of large brown envelopes, i’d say that i’m definitely in the lead for ‘what the fuck where you even thinking’ award.

This is what real friendship looks like.

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

Ok long story short, my bottom left wisdom tooth is attempting to break out of the fleshy prison that is my gums. And i keep telling the little fricker to calm the fuck down and get back in your cell before i call the fucking warden but he ain’t listening to reason.

Also i have taken much more ibuprofen than the direction box says.
So that’s 14 in 24 hours instead of the recommended dose of 6. And my heart rate is fine and i’m pretty sure that my bmi will ensure that i don’t OD (it’s times like this that i enjoy being overweight).

So if you excuse me i’m going off to bed to writhe around in agony, fail to fall asleep and then cry because i can’t fucking handle this.

that-fucking-update:

noelleandbutts:

witchofmindandlogic:

fadeintocase:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

i think that IS dirk

Well fuck.

xhikaruchanx:

thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

oh

my

god

yes

solorfainiel:

blissfully-different:

winchesterlicious:

where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them…

It’s been a while since I’ve have a proper look but if your a Brit then i suggest having a wander around Primark because they do fantastic boy shorts and they are cheep too!